{"id":370,"date":"2015-05-13T08:17:38","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T15:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/?p=370"},"modified":"2015-05-13T08:17:39","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T15:17:39","slug":"top-ten-reasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"“Top Ten Reasons”!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I always say that every one of my couples has a story; here’s one I’ll never forget!<\/p>\n

As their minister, couples often ask me for extra, special tasks. (“Can you perform a Sand Ceremony for us?” “Can you mention our grandparents, who couldn’t make the trip to get to the wedding?”, etc.) \"PowerPoint\"<\/a>A few years back, Zoia and Henry asked me to put together a PowerPoint presentation for them, the “Top Ten Reasons Why They Should Get Married”. What fun!<\/p>\n

In case you’re wondering:
\n#10: Someone to blame besides the dog
\n#9: Help is available to find the remote control
\n#8: Having something to do besides find the remote control
\n#7: Tired of eating a whole box of mac-and-cheese all by yourself
\n#6: At long last: Celibacy is optional
\n#5: Two-for-One Night at Denny’s
\n#4: Two words, baby: Diamond Lane!
\n#3: Finally, an income-tax deduction that doesn’t need receipts
\n#2: Everyone is doing it
\nand, the Number One Reason they should get married:
\n#1: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are already taken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I always say that every one of my couples has a story; here’s one I’ll never forget! As their minister, couples often ask me for extra, special tasks. (“Can you perform a Sand Ceremony for us?” “Can you mention our grandparents, who couldn’t make the trip to get to the wedding?”, etc.) A few years […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-370","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-richs-blog","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":372,"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions\/372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wellsayido.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}